Introduction by Sidney Namlerep
Kitchen Bouquet
Somewhere a Roscoe…
Waiting for Santy
The Idol’s Eye
Beauty and the Bee
Is There an Osteosynchrondroitrician in the House?
Abby, This is Your Father
Buffalos of the World, Unite!
Sauce for the Gander
Frou-Frou, or Vertigo Revisited
Scenario
A Farewell to Omsk
Nothing but the Tooth
Woodman, Don’t Spare that Tree!
Strictly from Hunger
P-s-s-t, Partner, Your Peristalsis is Showing
A Pox on You, Mine Goodly Host
Slow—Dangerous Foibles Ahead!
Footnote on the Yellow Peril
Midwinter Facial Trends
Counter-Revolution
The Love Decoy
To Sleep, Perchance to Steam
Down with the Restoration!
The Body Beautiful
Poisonous Mushrooms
Button, Button, Who’s Got the Blend?
Boy Meets Girl Meets Foot
What Am I Doing Away from Home?
Hold that Christmas Tiger!
Smugglers in the Dust
Beat Me, Post-Impressionist Daddy
Tomorrow—Fairly Cloudy
Sweet and Hot
Seedlings of Desire
Kitchenware, Notions, Lights, Action, Camera!
Captain Future, Block that Kick!
Adorable, Taxable You
A Couple of Quick Ones
1. Arthur Kober
2. Vincente Minnelli
Avocado, or the Future of Eating
You Should Live So, Walden Pond
Swing Out, Sweet Chariot
Second-Class Matter
Wholly Cleaning and Dyeing
Well, Roll Me in a Turkish Towel!
Physician, Steel Thyself
Pale Hands I Loathe
Insert Flap “A” and Throw Away
Farewell, My Lovely Appetizer